So in doing research for my OMB definition quest, I fumbled upon Brooke Burke’s website. I kind of, sort of know who she is. I think she has, like, 10 kids and maybe is on Dancing with the Stars or something. I don’t know. Anyway, in my last post I spoke about how she has an OMB section on her site, which stands for Oh My Bod. I didn’t even bother to click on the link because, well, I need to keep my self esteem in tact and that’s a full time job, people. But I did see this tweet she put out …
“Too much food, too many drinks. Finally winding down.”
I know exactly how she feels!!! O … M … G!!! I frequently look absolutely
hideous ADORABLE when I’ve had too much food and too many drinks. I curl up on my little bench by the pool (I don’t have a pool … or a bench), throw on my husband’s skin tight way oversized sweatshirt and ask someone to take a quick photo of me while I giggle at my gut hanging out deliciousness. I then say the obligatory “I look ridiculous!” (with a huge smile on my face) as millions of people retweet my photo and tell me how gorgeous I am.
Brooke and I are kindred spirits. I can just tell.
And to top it off, she’s a writer like me!!! Have you seen her book??
HOLY CRAP!! I’m writing something soooo similar!!
Host of … nothing!
The Fully Clothed Mom
An Outdated Mom’s Scary Secrets,
Horrible Advice and Superficial Judgements
Look, I don’t want to compete with her or anything, but I’m pretty sure my book is gonna FLY off the shelves.
But, seriously, Brooke … GOOD LUCK!!! We’ll still be besties, right?