Look. I promise I’m gonna let this go. PROM. ISE. But, honestly, she just makes it so damn easy. And like I said before … kindred … spirits. *sigh* Will we ever meet Brooke? I don’t think my life will be complete until we do. BUCKET LIST!!
Here are some tweets of “fearless revelations and soulful reflections” from the lovely Brooke Burke … she just GETS IT.
I love that she calls us Tweeties. It just makes me feel all 12 years old and everything. God, I love her.
You go girl!! You are so empowering! I’m gonna workout now too! Even though I don’t have a nanny, cook, maid, or driver … hell!, I don’t even have a washer and dryer that work on a consistent basis or a kid that sleeps through the night. I KNOW! Can you believe I do all that shit myself!? But seriously, though, you are AMAZING and those extra “o’s” prove it!
L … O … L, Brooke! Come on! We all know you have that tail waxed!!
OMG, BROOKE! Someone hacked into your account!! And I would NEVER in a million years think you DIET!! Dieting is for losers and idiots
and people who use the word “tweeties”. When will people LEARN??
Nighty, night, Brooky!! Love you 🙂 Sleep
demons angels take me AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Oh, you’re Irish? I didn’t realize. Um, what’s with the “first hit” … are you having some chemical issues? And a car shelter? Is that where used cars go to be euthanized? I’m confused.
Brooke! Are you texting and driving?! I DO THE SAME THING!!! You are truly an inspiration. But seriously, I’m worried about your “one hit” from your previous tweet. Are you ok???
I made one!!! Can I tell you? Pleeeeeeeeeeease!!! It’s to mee …. aww, MAN. Fine. I’ll keep it a secret. I love wishes. And rainbows and unicorns. And you, Brooke, mostly just you. (too creepy?)
WTF – don’t people know you’re more important than stupid Barack Obama! And, Christ!, you need that passport for your vacation to Bora Bora – don’t people know this!!! Traffic can be so disrespectful and ignorant!
Ohhhhh what a RIDE it must have been 😉 … I hope he at least wore a condom!
Growing up IS hard! But, Brooke, you’re 41 years old. It’s probably time. OR NOT!!! 🙂 You do whatever the fuck you want,
Jeez, THREE!! I know it takes me all night to get through a Curious George picture book. You must be EXHAUSTED. Wait! Was it the one where Spider Man figures out how to climb up a building??? That one was gripping (get it!!!)! I could barely contain my tears. I mean, when he finally figured it out … ya know, the sticky fingers and everything … serious drama. You are SUCH a good mom!!!!
Brooke, have I said you’re a true inspiration? Well, I’m saying it again. And you were so smart to use those “2’s” to save time from typing “to”. I learn something new from you everyday. And the school, office AND the bank. WTF?! Do people think you’re a machine??? You deserve a spa day! After your 3 hour hair appointment. No one, NO. ONE., deserves it more!
LOVE YOU BROOKE!!!!!
Ok, I’m done. Maybe.